I've invented a great new game.

You need two cats and some strong catnip spray.
You spray plenty of catnip on both cats' bums and then watch them go all spazzy at each other.
I'm not sure how you win or what to call the game.

Christmas Tip

A heaped tablespoon of garlic granules stirred into a tin of mushy peas makes an ideal emergency guacamole.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #019

This one is about chatrooms. And sounds like it will be the last one.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #018

This is a podcast all about Basingstoke. It is as fascinating as it sounds.

I should also say that the song on the end is by Will, Rich and DJ Mattius Prime And His G-Nauts Of Pleasure.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #017

A special non-wordy podcast this week. It's five TUNES we made with our chums; Will and Matt. The track listing is:

1. Monkey, He Bald.
2. Fox Song
3. baldmonkey
4. Loop It
5. High Definition

The last two are the "good" ones.
Each track is tenderly introduced my real life wife.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #016

A themed podcast all about Abraham Lincoln. It turns out he's jolly interesting.

baldmonkeystuff no podcast this week

We spent this week in deep debate about the future of the podcasts so we didn't record anything.

The podcasts have been getting shitter and shitter. We considered giving in on them entirely but we are enjoying meeting up once a week and doing something vaguely creative, so before we give in we're going to try something slightly different.
Next week we will start recording slightly more themed, shorter, faster paced podcasts which are more segmented. We're aiming for ten to fifteen minute things but we won't bother uploading them unless they are at least mediocre.
The first one is going to be about Abraham Lincoln, so if you have any Abraham Lincoln based problems for us to solve in Dear baldmonkey, get in touch plenty soon please.

Have a nice week.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #015

Richard wasn't around this week, so I found a replacement. I made my son do it with me. He's shit at swearing though so I'll probably go back to Richard next week.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #014

In a desperate attempt to improve after the dreadful podcast last week, we invited a special guest from the internet along. He has a blog where he pisses and moans about everything. You can check it out here if you like:

http://shacklemore.blogspot.com/

We cover lots this week; McDonalds, debt collection, Basingstoke, iTunes, shops and homosexuals. Again.

All in all, it’s well worth a listen. Honest.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #013

It’s a short one this week. This is because it was mostly shit. What I did leave in is all a bit unusual. Still, there’s a Freddy review, some music, two poems and a prank call. So you’re certainly getting value for no money.
Good luck.